Imagine, for a second: It happened! A creature, some thing that possess intelligence far greater than us is finally proven, without a doubt, as the sole creator of our universe.
Will this creature be god?
"Yes!" Many will say
"Without a doubt!"
I, personally... in persona, however, will not. This is not god. No. Think about it: This is the creature that happened to be the creator of the universe. That's all we know about it (not quite, but I'll get back to that in a sec.). If "creator of the universe" is the definition you have of a god, then I give you this fun fact about the discovered creature:
The creature has been found to feed upon quantum tachyonic time strings, much like how a whale eats krill (This bit is just to get you to imagine a large whale floating around in space eating spaghetti). Processes in the creatures body, then forms these tachyonic time strings into tachyon infused Higgs bosons. These Higgs bosons are in turn excreted from its body in a way that the Higgs bosons gravity effectively creates universes much like ours from "nothing"
(This is what Scientologists actually believe).
(it actually isn't, I just thought it would be fun to add)
Translation: Our universe is poo.
Does this creature still sound like a god to you?
If "yes", I... well... am not convinced...















